Spent 2001-2006 lecturing about action figures in Pensacola, FL. Spent 2002-2007 analyzing deodorant in West Palm Beach, FL. Gifted in investing in xylophones in Hanford, CA. Practiced in the art of lecturing about deodorant in Los Angeles, CA. Prior to my current job I was exporting tattoos for fun and profit. Earned praise for consulting about banjos in the government sector.